Vretos


a method of confirming one has no s-xually transmitted diseases via one of his/her ex-partners confirming that they have no diseases. the time frame for positive results using said method is aproximately six months.
“jon p-ssed his annual vretos when christine informed him that she had a clean bill of health.”

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