von almen


when the fearless leader of the midnight crew leaves for the luxury of dayshift.
steve was saddened; he could not believe his hero scott was pulling a von almen.

Read Also:

  • crenshaw weave ass bitch

    a crusty -ss b-tch with a crenshaw weave (weave from party city) friend: omg look at her she’s so ratchet. you: she’s a crenshaw weave -ss b-tch.

  • dyspepsia

    when you need a pepsi real bad. hey joe, got a pepsi? i got some dyspepsia goin on.

  • senior sword fight

    the process when two seniors swordfight with their p-n-s look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom

  • cahuli

    acronym. stands for, “cheap -ss ho using linked-in.” refers to anyone who uses their average s-xuality to either make business connections or to secure temporary employment. my boy got turnt by thot…and i don’t ship that. he think she be hot af, but, tbqh, she ain’t hard, ’cause she after his business card: she a […]

  • sweep the porch

    to brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral s-x. she was fine as f-ck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don’t wanna go inside anyway.


Disclaimer: von almen definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.