Vope
(v.)the ultimate nsa experience. to vope is to walk into a public bathroom, location is unimportant, and proceed to have random promiscuous s-x with the first person that locks your eye contact. there are 3 primary rules in order for it to be considered a true vope.
1. no names
2. no conversation before, during, or after the vope…. ever
3. always use a fake voice for -rg-sm noises
alternatively:
(n.) the name given to the person who you had a vope with.
1. g-d that vope in the greyhound station bathroom was amazing. i just walked in, we screwed, and then i left.
2. g-d that girl was such a good vope
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