voting for buchanan
masturbating. after james buchanan, jr., america’s only bachelor president.
mom to college age son still living at home: “son, are you supporting obama or mccain?”
son: “neither, mama. i’m voting for buchanan this year. like last year, and next year.”
mom: “oh honey, you’re so well informed!”
son: “well, i’m going up to my room. don’t call me for dinner, either.”
mom: “perhaps i’ll be voting for buchanan, too!”
son: “whatever.”
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