Voterchist
quite possibly the most obnoxious batch of so called ‘activists’ that currently exist. a voterchist is an individual who fundamentally disregards that voluntaryism and anarchism are both opposed to the electoral process, to everyone’s dismay. although appearing to be an otherwise rational voluntaryist on the outside, the line between voterchist and minarchist with delusions of grandeur is practically non-existent. (see the tragic case of walter block)
they will normally support this absurd notion of becoming the state to end the state with mindless appeals to murray rothbard and lysander spooner, two individuals who didn’t think that part of their philosophies all the way through. when cornered by logic, voterchists will often react by calling the other person in the debate a ‘quitter’, ‘nihilist’ or anything that makes them feel better about wasting millions of dollars and countless hours of precious time on a doomed bid for overlord.
the vast majority of voterchists are also paulistas, rabid ron paul f-ll-t-rs in laymen’s terms. most of them wouldn’t be bothered by continuing to waste time and energy voting for gary johnson however, demonstrating their utter uselessness for any significant moves towards liberty.
voterchist: ron paul is so close to winning, but all we need from everyone is their little bit of six million more dollars! do your part for liberty.
agorist: ehhh, you do realize that statist elections are rigged by their very nature right? also, don’t you think that six million dollars would do wonders for agorist entrepreneurial efforts?
voterchist: oh i see…you want little kids to get bombed! shame on you for supporting the murder of millions! state lover!
agorist: what?! where did that come from?
voterchist: murray rothbard! lysander spooner! moneybomb! straw poll! vote or dieeeeeeeeeee!!!
agorist: this conversation’s a bit f-cked.
voterchist: stop strawmanning me you filthy hippy! why are you so insulting you cowardly little wretch!
agorist: all right, f-ck this, i’ve got -actual- work to do…
voterchist: ron paul work?
agorist -facepalm-
voterchist: our ron paul, who art in texas, hallowed it be thy name. thy kingdom come, thy will be done. in the white house, as it is in congress. give us this day our daily const-tution. forgive us our gropes, as we forgive our gropers. and lead us not into big government, but deliver us to federalism. for thine is the limited kingdom, and the enumerated powers, and the glory of the const-tution forever. amen…savior paul 2012
Read Also:
- voter
a person who thinks they know what they are doing when they go to the poles but then take a half hour to punch a stupid hole in a piece of paper if i punch the hole here am i voting for the name next to it? voters are responsible for deciding the outcome of […]
- VoWa
vodka and water brielle is crazy, her favorite drink is a vowa
- vryzi
a sh-t talker on xbox that thinks he’s cool because he knows faze members. but he never loses fights guy: yo its faze omg!! vryzi: shut up b-tch
- Vtox
the capital city of peru, when phoebe is trying her best to complete a crossword puzzle. phoebe: what’s the capital of peru? four letters. mike: errm, lima phoebe: well it starts with a v and ends in x with a t and o in the middle mike: come to think of it, the capital city […]
- vulvo
a solidly-built p-ssy which is unlikely to set your heirbags off, but could nevertheless withstand an offset frontal impact at 40mph and come out reasonably unscathed. julie had one heck of a vulvo for a skinny bird. an automobile that only a woman would buy or drive (e.g., a winner of consumer reports’ best-buy and […]