voydatch


a voydatch is a giant toad that can leap from buildings and spit acid on p-ssing children they then drop down and release their feces all over the acid and lick it up. there are only a handful of these left in the world as they were man made in a secret lab unknown to the public and i cannot release. if captured they will release an ear piercing shriek that, after five seconds, can make your eardrums explode.
“did you see that voydatch jump woah”

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