VPJ

vegan p-n-s juice

the most fresh and manly tasting, most energizing and fortifying substance known to womankind.
“i have a question… how does your s-xy vegan boyfriend’s c-m taste?”
“veganlicious. i hope he gives it up tonight. why?”
“well my corpse-crunching, cow t-t-loving husband’s is rancid and makes me want to vomit. he won’t go vegan let alone vegetarian. could i ‘hang out’ with you guys tonight? i want me some vpj.”
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visual p-n-s joke ; the reason most comedies are r rated , also common in kids shows , censored though .

1.in r rated comedies , this joke is usually started when an adult is caught masturbating , and often tries to cover himself with a clear object ; as seen in american reunion .
2. in kids shows , such as gumball and billy & mandy , the child , male lead has “accidentally” been undressed and put into a public environment where his p-n-s is censored by whats commonly known as “convenient object placement” or just plain cencored. this is sometimes even found in sitcoms .

-one cartoon variation is the vbj or visual b-tt joke , because male -sses are allowed on tv , but not female .

you could obviously tell i hate this country by now , even though i was born here.
“my mom wouldn’t let me see the new hangover movie , i told her i’d just look away from any vpj , she then asked me what it was , i told her to check urban dictionary ”

“why is america so gay !” “what do you mean ?” “they always make vpj jokes , yet v-g-n-s and br–sts are forbidden!” “i see what you mean , let’s just move to j-pan !”