Vu-miester


when someone is whipped by his or her formal date. commonly a person who is very much in denial but will not admit it.
big bear: “owww man did u hear bout tim, he is such as vu-miester.”

tush: “why what’s he doin now?”

big bear: “he is going with chef to do formal shopping instead of coming to the dale”

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