vulturing

is when a person or persons attempts to put claim on someones personal belongings or job while moving from one house to another or when a family member p-sses away, when the personal belongings or job are not being left behind.
jack has already started vulturing me about my job.
the act of driving around a parking lot looking for people who are walking to their cars to get their parking sp-ce.
i am vulturing around this lot. look there’s someone who’s leaving! quick, after them!
the act of one friend using pre-existing, platonic rapport with another friend’s ex or otherwise closely connected individual in an attempt to get play and/or s-x without having to meet and deal with new people on their own.

often a trait of s-xually inexperienced peoples who prefer that their friends do the work of courting a girl/guy while the “vulturer” lays back and wait for the relationship to fail so that they may move in under the guise of “friendship”.

ironically, “vulturing” nearly always fails in its employment as the concept of one friend taking advantage of another friend’s failure is a sign of insecurity and romantic incompetence on the part of the “vulturer”. this, obviously, is universally acknowledged as unattractive from the perspective of any potential mate.

this definition also applies to friend-with-benefits and to a lesser extent, siblings.
a – “tom and mary just broke up and already jay is following around mary!”
b – “does tom know that jay is “vulturing” mary?”
a – “nah, but tom would deny it anyway and say that they are just “friends”.”
b – “if by friends, you mean f-ck-buddies, then yes that is accurate.”

vulturing: the act of staying in the shadows, awaiting the romantic failure of an acquaintance so as to exploit the leftovers.
when you are eating people are hovering around you waiting for you to finish eating so they can eat the rest of your food. they are vulturing.
a: hey! what are you doing?
b: uh… nothing. are you going to eat that cookie?
a: stop vulturing.
when a man relentlessly circles its woman to f-ck (as a vulture would circle its dead prey)and pitifully will not give up until she gives in… vulturing is usually but not limited to groping, attacking, circling, gifts, and even exposing themselves.
oh my g-d! eric will not stop vulturing me!! i may have to put out so he will stop.
a man is sait to “vulture” when he sweeps in and takes away a female who has been rejected by one of his peers. the -n-logy comes from the vulture, a species of bird known best for its consumption of meat from dead carc-sses. in this case, the “vulture” comes in and finishes off (pulls) the rejected carc-ss (female)
a fat bird comes on to you, you say “p-ss off you fat minger” then five minutes later, your mate comes in and gets off with her, hence, vulture