vulva-print
the pattern that a v-lv- makes when pressed against a surface. as each fingerprint is unique, so is each v-lv–print.
the police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her v-lv–print. the quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect’s v-lv- made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. after taking the v-lv–print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her v-lv-, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined l-b—majora and a trim l-b—minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid’s petals) was identified.
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