WAAHsturbate
to cry and m-st-rb-t- at the same time; to lament while “beating it”.
“i heard after carla turned him down, he just hid in her room and waahsturbated. she had to call the cops!”
using one’s tears as a lubrication for masturbation.
after my cat died, i started to waahsturbate on all of the walls
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