Space job
the process of getting a blow-job from megan fox while on a nasa sp-ce ship.
hey guys, did you hear about john getting a sp-ce job during spring break? megan fox blow-job sp-ce nasa ship
the act of stroking someone’s ego incessantly on mysp-ce, commenting about them to the point where you look stupid or desperate.
when you’re done giving magical trevor a sp-cejob, go check out my new pics.
a phenomena in which you are free floating in sp-ce in a pressurized sp-ce suit. you then stick your fully erect p-n-s out of your suit and into sp-ce. your entire body is then sucked out into sp-ce through the whole made by your p-n-s, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. provided by mother nature.
houston: “make sure you collect enough moon rocks”
astronaut: “houston, we might have a problem. i’m getting a sp-ce job”
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