WABOS


what a bunch of sh-t – commonly used on instant messengers
caitlin: “and then he got all hurt like i did somehting to him!!!”

melissa : “wabos”
a racially confused species in australia, similar to the american wigga. a wabo is a white person who wants to be an abo. typically found in maroubra, wabos are rarely seen in redfern for fear of being called a “white c-nt”, an insult which is also used frequently by wabos against other white people. many wabos claim some sort of aboriginal heritage despite obvious physical features which would demonstrate the contrary. required uniform is shiny oversized fubu, dada and everlast clothing which is proudly displayed congregating outside maccas and 7/eleven in large groups. lebo shaved heads with rats tails and fringes are a must for the guys, whilst sk-nky westy hair (pulled back tightly with lots of gel and sl-t straps) is the look for the scary fat wabo chicks. can be distinguished from the lebos by their lack of body hair and gold chains. unlike their wealthier american counterparts, they are generally lower-middle cl-ss and often do manage to score the dole. violent and angry because of all the wrongs white australia has perpetrated against them, wabos should be approached with caution.
wabo: you owe me money ya white c-nt!
surfer: f-ck off you wabo gimp!
referring to being high
were always blown out
dude me and andrew picked up a sack and pulled a wabo last night
wet -n-l blow out. a big soggy fart
i had a m-ss wabo today it soaked through my pants and dripped down my trouser legs!

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