wack crack


the feeling of a chaffed -ss crack after you’ve been waiting tables or walking around all day. commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your -ss crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.
“dude, i worked a double today at applebees and i have major wack crack..”

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