Wack Job
someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a d-mn lunatic. someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
let’s cross the street. we don’t want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who’s walking in circles and talking to himself.
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a spastic, nerdy, and repressed professional who attends the office early.
what the f-ck wackjob, what are you doing here at 700am, you sh-t the bed!?!
a complete nut absolutly f-cking crazy some syn. mother-in-law, nut, loon etc.
that girl is total f-cking wackjob.
an idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.
that guy is such a wack job.
a crazy person, but not in the good or cool kinda way, they constantly do stupid stuff and say stupid things and no one understands them, they usually can’t get a girlfriend(or boyfriend, depending on the gender or s-xuality) and can really get on your nerves.
jordan kept bugging me, he kept poking me and yelling me ‘anime walruses lurk in your watermelon potato salad’ and he kept trying to lick my friend, for he is a freaking wackjob.
to m-st-rb-t-, or give pleasure to one’s self. mostly used to describe male masturbation (jack off) but can still be used for female pleasuring.
‘dude why is riley taking so long?’ ‘he’s giving himself a wack job’
there r 2 contexts in which “wack job” can be used
1) as an insult, similar to “jerk off” or “w-nker”
e.g – that guy is such a wack job
2) giving ones self s-xual pleasure (masturbation), similar to w-nking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job
e.g 1) – that guy is such a wack job
e.g 2) – i’m in the mood for a wack job
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