Wacker Jacks


the nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to partic-p-ate in jumping jacks. their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.
you: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

friend: na its aight dude i’ll just wear these loose boxers
you: but we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur d-ck is floppin everywhere. ur a wacker jacks forreal

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