wackiavelli
someone who thinks they have the swagger, poise and influence of machiavelli, but in reality are just another ‘playa’ /queefer who’s read the game and/or a few cosmopolitan articles and has a smartphone they guard with their lives (this also applies to their tw@tter account, bacef–k and similar sp-wn).
this can relate to any aspect of their lives but dovetails nicely with social interactions of a horizontal bent.
just take a look around and see ! wackiavelli is everywhere 🙂
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