Wad wiper


what you clean your p-n-s with after tossing off. usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there
my sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room
a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone’s j-zz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been -j-c-l-t-d.
my main job t-tle is “maid” but i am merely a glorified wad wiper.

Read Also:

  • phone bitch

    girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls she’s a phone b-tch and has the nerve to deny it. phone s-x operator generally wieghing over 350 puonds and covered in hair pimples and various other liesions and infections with 5 to 8 kids by different fathers all in prison usually takes […]

  • Photobob

    a ‘photobomb’ in which the photobomber uses a robert de niro face to ruin a picture. visit thephotobob tumblr page for more information. i am going to photobob the sh-t outta of these sorority girls’ pictures. bobby de niro would be proud.

  • phsycomagus

    a person on an internet forum, who is incapable of intelligent thought, critical thinking, or reasoning skills. usually related to m-ssively multiplayer online games don’t let that phsycomagus troll you, just ignore him

  • Picabo Street

    when 2 guys and a girl are all sitting on a couch with the girl in the middle, and all are facing forward. the girl starts masturbating the two guys on her left and right at the same time. it looks similar to picabo street while she is leaving the starting gates or cross country […]

  • Pick Physics

    a physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not. -john is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick- john: “holy sh-t, how the f-ck did my pick land in the hallway?” dave: “pick physics.”


Disclaimer: Wad wiper definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.