wade


cutie with a booty;hottie with a swimmers body
ben:hows wade?
gian:wade
someone who is thought of as a superior. someone with more experience and can guide you.

that uppercl-ssman is my wade who helped me through orientation.
1) one who has achieved mastery of greatness and incapable of inferiority
2) basically the rawest n-gg- g-d could create
3) distinguishable by their perfected physique

4) manifestation of excellence
5) person of vital importance when entering the “danger zone”
6) embodiment of awesome
“that’s impossible!”
“you’re right, we’re gonna need wade.”

“who is that guy over there? he’s very attractive; look at those biceps.”
“i know, must be a wade.”

“wade, you’re awesome.”
“i know.”
a wade has a huge d-ck. and knows how to work it. he is kind, funny, and loving. and is a master at s-x but doesn’t realize it!
sue: what did you do last night?
lisa: my boyfriend, wade 😉
a white male who almost inexcusably can p-ss off as a black man. usually his families traits consist of big d-cks and tall women.
man….you are the blackest white kid i know….you know what youre a wade if ive ever seen one.
getting close to a girl with the intention of getting into her underwear.
person 1: i have become really good friends with ellie ward recently.

person 2: wade!
one who doesnt know what they want
wade: i think i like you

1 week later….
wade: i dont know if i like you anymore

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