wading pool
noun:
1) the area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have s-x with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.
2) the defined court of play for a heteros-xual game of s-xual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
she didn’t want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.
or
she did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. they called the game of s-xual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
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