WAFD


acronym for “what a f-ckin’ douchebag!”

most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as “w-a-f-d” when kids are around or in an extremely “proper” situation.
on facebook: “hey fb fam, went to best buy on black friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich -sshole pulled his bimmer in before me. wafd!”
“what a f-cking dumb-ss”
“dude i just microwaved my b-lls”
“wafd”

“a bunch of random f-cks threw a rager at bauer’s, and he’s so f-cking stupid that he didn’t do anything to stop it”
“wafd”
“what a f-cking d-ck!”
“bob sh-t in my cereal. wafd!”

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