Waffle Maker
taking a cr-p on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.
dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.
the waffle maker is a s-xual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. the position is commonly used when the woman’s v-g-n- is not tight enough to pleasure the man.
“man, this chick was loose. i had to go to the waffle maker to get one out”
ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.
oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. he is ripped!
when you take a sh-t on someone’s laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.
dude, he popped a squat over her keyboard and did a waffle maker.
a person who takes sh-ts on people’s backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.
dese n-gg-s love da waffle maker.
the guy who get’s you pregnant!
my eggo is preggo by the waffle maker.
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