waffle stomper
noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
“i went to jump in the shower after steve had finished only to find that f-ckin’ waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor”
“you waffle stompin’ son of a b-tch!”
boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.
“it looks like someone stomped the victim to death. it looks like the were wearing mikey waffle stompers, men’s size 11.”
when you take a sh-t in the shower and stomp it thru the drain
the toilet was backed up so bill king tookk a wafflestomper.
one who sh-ts in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.
sander cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too
heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)
a pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator’s or the victims blood.
noun – someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to stomp it down the drain.
all the stalls were full, so tina, being the waffle stomper she is, had to man up and take a dump in the shower.
a person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. the term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.
wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.
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