WaiterBoy
a little-known superhero, waiterboy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. he prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society’s benevolence. by day he is a uni student, completing -ssignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apr-n and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind’s protector.
waiterboy swooped down from the ceiling, his lethal bar tray in hand, and confronted the villains.
a little-known superhero, waiterboy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. he prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society’s benevolence. by day he is a uni student, completing -ssignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apr-n and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind’s protector.
lethal bar tray in hand, waiterboy swooped down from the ceiling to confront the villains.
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