waffled

to be hungry as a motherf-cker; starving as sh-t
hey man i’m so f-cking waffled right now, want to grab some food?
to be defeated/dominated by another in an amusing context
jazzy got waffled
to get really really drunk – and you look like you’re that drunk
we went out drinking last night. justin was waffled!
for a male to totally and utterly dominate a female during a s-xual act.
to s-xually dominate a female in the briefiest amount of time between meeting and the act of s-x.

to make it qualify as “waffled” she must be a female who hasn’t done any of the below acts with a guy whom she was romantically involved with, especially if they were together for a long time.
when a man has s-x with a girl on the first night and does every despicable thing to her s-xually that her ex hasn’t done.

dominating features are – facial -j-c-l-t–n, -n-l penetration, tea bagging, abusive verbal profanity, having her repeat self humiliating statements such as, “i’m your sl-t! i’m your dirty little sl-t!” etc.

“what happened with that girl last night?”
“son, i took it back to the crib and waffled it!”
“nah….”
“yea, had her doing all types of nasty sh-t!”
“lol! what! – i can’t beleive you hit!”
“hey, i brought it out of her. what can i say?”

in other instances the term “ihopped” can be used in its place – as a pun in reference to the fact that ihop makes waffles.
the condition of a woman’s bottom after a s-d-st with ocd has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. the appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. this effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.
“while she did not enjoy it initially, once l.a. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it.”
to be utterly and entirety f-cked up beyond belief i.e. drunk, stoned, broken, etc
“d-mn man did you see what happened to the bathroom in there?” “yea the guy who puked was totally waffled”
pregnant. knocked up. as in, your ‘eggo,’ like the waffle brand is ‘preggo,’ meaning pregnant.
dude, did emily gain weight?
didn’t you hear? she’s waffle’d up.
a term which also stands for pwned or owned. created by a user known as waffles on a site called pspds and made popular by rekop. added by b00f.
you just got f-ckin waffled!
i just waffled myself.