wafr


the west african fighting rabbit(cuniculus mors mortis)is an aggressive, dog-sized species of rabbit. wafr is often used to describe someone that is short, scrawny or seemingly harmless but is, in fact, a complete hard-ss.
“did you see that lil guy?”
“what a f-cking wafr”
“what a f-cking r-t-rd”
andy d-ck busted in west virginia! lol wafr…
acronym for wedding and funeral relative. pr-nounced the same as “wafer”.

a relative that you know, but only see at weddings and funerals. every time you see them, you say “let’s hope the next time we see each other will be at better times.” that never happens, of course. you might love the relative, but not so much that you call them- unless someone is dead…
my aunt died the other day. time to see the wafrs. i wonder how (fill in the blank) is doing? i am sure i will see him there… not to mention his wife, what’s her face…

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