Wafter
a colleague pr-ne to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as ‘doing a bernie’ or ‘going on a bernie’; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a ‘double-waft’ or ‘double-bernie’. from the latin phrase ‘whenum isum bernum est?’ meaning ‘where is the wafter?’
‘where’s john, he’s been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he’s been gone for two hours?’
‘what do you expect of a wafter, he must be on another marathon bernie’
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