Wagjob


the wagjob is considered to be the most intense, painful, and utterly gayest and most h-m-erotic form of s-x, ever. it involves eight condoms, six d-cks, three plastic bags, a towel and a stork. only performed by the gayest possible men on earth. the wagjob has only been performed one time in history, and even then, three of the partic-p-nts as well as the stork died. it is essentially, completely f-cked up.
gangsta: ay man, those gay dudes are having a wagjob!
balla: sh-t, thats f-ckin gay as f-ck man.
gangsta: d-mn dude! one of em just died!
balla: gay -ss f-gs, check his wallet for cash.
gangsta: aight..

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