Wagon – Covered Blumpkin


a maneuver in which a female gives oral s-x to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. the etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
i was in a rush so i had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon – covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.

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