Wagon Hopper


two face, undecided, wishy-washy, to choose the most convenient side
person 1: yo ma fave nba basketball team are the chicago bulls…

person 2: d-mn foreal !?! they outta the playoffs

person1: f-ck dat! im wit mavs now!

next day:

person 2: dude, i saw the game last nite and yah team lost

person1: wft! mavs lost !?! h-ll no im wit the lakers now!

person 2: u sum wagon hopper. whoever wins ur on dat.
a term dating back to the times of the oregon trail, used to describe a maiden who has promiscuous relations with many other families often including her own.
that red-headed azn jerked off our steer, what a wagonhopper.

i coulda swore i saw kristin messin roun wif billy. i swear if i ever find that wagonhopper b-tch ima ring her neck.

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