Wagon Wheeled


sticking flowers up someones b-tthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming “hunker down!”
i wagon wheeled the f-ck out of his gooch last night.
when a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. he then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard “spokes.”

this is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.
(heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., thursday) “i’ve been f-ckin’ wagon wheeled!”

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