Waitaha


early inhabitants of new zealand’s south island, predating maori by some 1,200 years. waitaha also had a presence in the north island.

waitaha comprised three different peoples: the moriori, who at the time were giants, over 1.8m and superb gardeners, able to grow the k-mara 1000km further south than in its south american homeland; the urukehu, a fair-skinned people also known as the starwalkers who were skilled at reading the geometry of the stars and were the navigators guiding the people to this land; and the kiritea or stone people, who came from asian lands and who carried the greenstone over mountain p-sses.

maori gave waitaha the name “tangata whenua” or “people of the land” before supplanting them and taking the name and t-tle for themselves.
waitaha are a non-maori people who predated maori occupation in new zealand, particularly in the south island.

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