Where the fuck is Batman?


when you happen to be in a sh-tstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.
sh-t, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn’t know i’m gay! where the f-ck is batman?!

g-ddammit, theres a car about to ram me. man, where the f-ck is batman?

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