Wake and break


breaking wind in the morning
girlfriend 1: hey, how’s brad these days?
girlfriend 2: good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
girlfriend 1: wake and break?
girlfriend 2: yep,’fraid so:(
breaking wind in the morning
girlfriend 1: hey, how’s brad these days?
girlfriend 2: good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
girlfriend 1: wake and break?
girlfriend 2: yep:(
waking up and watching the latest episode of breaking bad that you pirated last night.
“hey todd! whatcha up to, bro?”
“a little wake and break before i head to work today, i missed it on tv last night.”
“haha jesse d-”
“shut the h-ll up, pete.”

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