wake and cake


the best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the ‘six pre-packed’ cakes that are sitting ‘ready to eat’ on your bedside table.
can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.

i becomin’ a bit chronic at the moment, like ‘wake and cake’ everyday and sh-t, ‘nahmeanyaheardit!
the act of waking up and immediately having s-x.
bro, this morning i had the best wake and cake session. she was amazing!
a spin off of the term “wake and bake” (which refers to waking up and getting high) the term “wake and cake” refers to waking up, and and getting your cake ($$$) up
“i’m grinding out here, everyday i wake and cake!”
for females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up
i was looking super tore up so i wake and caked this morning
derived from “wake and bake” its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. after a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are pr-ne to wake up in a drowsy state. wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.
j: “yo man……wake up…..i got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?”

c: “dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now”

j: “i know”

c: “break it out!!!!!”
wake and cake
it is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. it’s a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. you blow out the candles on your birthday. there fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for ‘wake and cake.’ the world is changing. back to the 1970’s disco era of wake and cake. it’s a reverse revolution. kids want to snort adderall, and watch p-rn. when really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.
all the jewish dealers in the hood wouldn’t sell me any blow on sunday. because it is day of rest. so i had to wait till monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. 8 dyas a week. later, cube. then let’s go get some frosting to go with that cake. el don “right right,” said dizzle.
it is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. it’s a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. you blow out the candles on your birthday. there fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for ‘wake and cake’ right el don, said dizzle. the world is changing. back to the 1970’s disco era of wake and cake. it’s a reverse revolution. kids want to snort adderall, and watch p-rn. when really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
all the jewish dealers in the hood wouldn’t sell me any blow on sunday. because it is day of rest. so i had to wait till monday morning to wake and cake. later, cube. then let’s go get some frosting to go with that cake.

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