Wake and Face
the act of “facebooking” before you climb out of bed.
a spin-off of “wake and bake” which is the act of “toking” up right after waking up.
dave: “why were you so late for work.”
zach: “because i lost track of time wake and facing”,
i always miss breakfast because i wake and face
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