Wake ‘n’ Bake ‘n’ Egg’d


the act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. after waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. in order to do a “wake ‘n’ bake ‘n’ egg’d” properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
man, i “wake ‘n’ bake ‘n’ egg’d” last night, and this morning. eggs have never been better.

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