wake n bake
to inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. this is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less thc is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f thc in the bloodstream.
“i have made it a point to wake n bake every morning.”
basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)
to smoke weed as soon as you wake up.
if you wanna crash here you can. in the morning we’ll do a wake n’ bake.
to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.
i was dead all day from the wake’n’bake this afternoon.
when someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
no one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.
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