Wake-up Bomb


waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy b-tter on her face. the force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, wake-up bomb.
when maguire groggily arose from his deep slumber sara was still p-ssed out. he decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the wake-up bomb.

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