Wake Up Sex
the best s-x in the world. occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having s-x, in the middle of the night.
its a trip from dream state to h-rny state.
afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
john: “what happened last night?”
peter: “we had wake up s-x”
john: “whats that?”
peter: “we were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having s-x and it was weird ’cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.it was so h-rny!”
when whoever’s in your bed can’t get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. often used in p-rn.
i can’t get to sleep, i’d better have some wake-up s-x
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