wakey


to wake up.
to be awake.
wakey wakey, -sshole!
to be fully alert and not sleeping
“wakey shawn”

“ohhhhhhhhh wakey”
wakeys are pills that get you high; they ‘wake’ you up. examples are speed and ecstasy but any other amphetamines are included in this.
“see you later mum, i’m just going out to get some wakeys for the weekend”
“okay then billie, be sure to be back in time for coronation street”.

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