Wal-mart Mom


a mother who always shops at wal-mart. they always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. they often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy t-ts, rectangular -ss, and a older looking face.
lance’s mom is the biggest wal-mart mom i’ve ever seen. i heard jared was trampled to death by 20 plus wal-mart moms on black friday

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