Wal-Mart Worker


an employee hired by wal-mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away sh-t people don’t want after all.

wal-mart workers usually look r-t-rded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the jerry springer show. there are a very few decent people who work there, but i dont know the h-ll why.

to conclude, wal-mart is a huge -ss store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. oh, and they usually have a mcdonald’s so you can eat your fat -ss life away.
erica’s dream is to be a wal-mart worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!

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