Wal-Martians

the weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in walmart. mostly fat rednecks or very old people. the enigma of wal-martians is that, no matter how long you’ve lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local walmart.
these wal-martians are freaks! i never see them anywhere else!
people that love to shop at wal-mart. brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in china. also, some of the fugliest people you will see m-ssed in one area.
– man, i swear there are a lot of wal-martians here today.

– what the h-ll are you talking about, there are always alot of wal-martians here.

– have you ever noticed that these wal-martians are actually very ugly?

– that’s why they shop here.
sloth-like dumbsh-t that can be found ‘grazing’ at any walmart at any time. usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. they walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won’t let you p-ss especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
g-d d-mn, i hate all these f-cking walmartians! don’t they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullsh-t? make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
individuals who frequent wal-mart and consider it the social event of the day. usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.
” i went to wal-mart today and it was full of wal-martians, just standing around, taking up sp-ce, and sucking the intelligence out of me as i walked past.
those who shop exclusively at walmart. they are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
friday is the most popular night for the walmartians to shop.
the people you see shopping at walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
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people that hang out at walmart.
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the crazy people you see at walmart talking to themselves.
“last week my son was sick, so i went to walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy if it wasn’t 3am in the freaking morning. they must like to hang out at walmart…..they’re walmartians.
the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at wal-mart.
why go pickup cheap crack-wh-r-s when the wal-martians are free
an elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a wal-mart. he or she tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious cr-p at the corner of their mouths.
“i tired of those freakn’ wal-martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a d-mn!”