Walcan
a cross-breed between a walrus and a toucan. it has the body of a walrus and the beak, wings, and tail of a toucan. it is fond of eating homework.
teacher-“why didn’t you do your homework?”
student-“my walcan ate it.”
a genetic synthesis between a walnut and a pecan
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