Waldorf fumble


when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the waldorf astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
while tossing down drinks at the waldorf bar, bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one rue mcclanahan of golden girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. the waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

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