Walfart
buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!
stop by our indoor mcdonald’s, if you come and eat here often enough we’ll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.
meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! they’ll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually go live in their homes.
walfart;
the ultimate trailer trash destination.
julie: why does patty sue shop at… friggen walfart?!
marie: duh, she comes from trailer park central.
the ever present smell that seems to ooze from certain aisles of wal-mart; it has an undetermined source but is constant and varies in degree of stank.
it’s unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.
myke: “hey dribble; i am not sure if it’s the bologna that smells like a wal-fart; or that 350 pound lady in the moo moo 5 feet in front of us. what do you think?”
dribble: “i think it’s that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying keystone beer.”
putting a large ‘f’ on a ‘future sight of walmart’ sign to change it to ‘walfart’ to protest a walmart being built in your town. any situation in which ‘walmart’ is changed to ‘walfart’ by replacing the ‘m’ with an ‘f’
“hey someone walfarted the sign.”
a store. you can buy almost anything there. and if you fart on their walls you get everything you want in the store, free.
“let’s go to walfarts to buy that new tv. hey who knows we may get lucky and get it free if we fart on the walls.”
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