walk the shih tzu dog
to walk the shih tzu (commonly pr-nounced sh-t zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. shih zu being a breed of dog, originating in asia, having to walk the sh-t zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one’s pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.
‘hey joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?’
‘maybe later ray, i gotta go walk the shih tzu dog’.
‘i had a bad takeaway curry on sat-rday and i spent the whole night walking the shih tzu.
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