Walker of Shame
walk of shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident’s room. they may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
nurse 1: blanch wasn’t in her room this morning.
nurse 2: last night she was visiting norman in his room.
nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the walker of shame back to her room.
nurse 2: look at that smile! maybe i should sign up for norm’s sponge bath!
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