walking closet
the term “walk-in closet” as used by -sshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.
the master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. it is, indeed, a walking closet.
the act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.
1. “did you see all the shirts that jane is wearing?”
“yeah, she’s a walking closet.”
2. “it’s so cold out today i’m dressing like a walking closet.”
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